are you kidding??

Be warned. This is bordering on inappropriate—but it really happened.

I'm not sure whether to be offended or to just laugh.

This morning I stopped at my local gas station to purchase a coke on my way to work. I set the coke down on the counter and the lady proceeded to tell me my total and then looked at me and said, " That shirt sure doesn't do anything for your titties but mash 'em flat."

Now really, how's a girl supposed to take that? Not to mention, in what universe is that an appropriate thing to say to a complete stranger?

The sad thing is, it isn't the shirt that makes my "titties" (how crude is that word!?) look small. It's the two babies and breast feeding. They just are that small, thank you very much.

(oh, and sorry to be the one to break it to all you new mommies reading, but it happens. Just be prepared.)